I overheard a conversation between two elderly gents this morning, while out. One guys says to the other:

“I’m not going on a river cruise with another man …" And then, hastily adds least he offend the other man.

“But I’m willing to go somewhere else if you want."

I couldn’t help wonder why he thought it was out of the question to go on a river cruise with another man? I guess I’ll never know.