Today is the day.

It’s my coronation day.

I’m getting crowned this afternoon. 2 pm in fact. You are all cordially invited to attend, though of course, it might be a little cramped at the dentist’s. Maybe I should throw an after party?

Yeah, that sounds like fun. Bring your own booze, all party goers welcome. See you one the balcony where you can admire my new tooth up close and personal! 😛