You cannot become a Canadian Citizen unless you:
- love ice hockey
- drink a gallon of maple syrup a day
- know who scored the Stanley cup winning goal for the Montreal Canadiens
- know what the Grey Cup is
- wear a toque during winter
- drink Molson lite
- cheer for the Blue Jays no matter what province you live in
- eat poutine for breakfast every day
- finish every sentence with the word, eh